Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!