IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
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Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...