Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...