How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
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Twas the night before X-mas
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He simply croaked!
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Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
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Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Old Chinese proverb
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