Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.