Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...