The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...