College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...