Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...