The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.