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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Useful work phrases
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The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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