Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...