Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...