Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.