What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...