The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...