Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...