Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...