What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...