So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...