Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...