We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!