Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...