Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...