Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...