Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
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All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
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Pregnant Maid
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Canadian History Lesson
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
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Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...