Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...