Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...