Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...