Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...