Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...