What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...