I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...