Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...