Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...