What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...