Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...