The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!