Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....