Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.