Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...