Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...