The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...