Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...