Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...