Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...