51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...