Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...