Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...