CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...